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Gotta Sing, Gotta Dance

  I guess this is a gay play.  Do not tell anyone but I love it.  Smile

Gay People Supporting Republicans?

  CPAC has been meeting in Washington DC and we have seen some sad and funny video clips.  God love the right wing they do entertain us.  They are so out of touch with the real world.
   I guess they had a group of gay right wing people at their event!  I did not know that such a thing existed.  Why would a gay be a right wing Republican?  Why would a black be a right wing Republican?  Not that I saw any blacks at the event but it appears they did have gays.

 

“Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC; pronounced /si.pæk/, see-pak) is an annual political conference attended by conservative activists, andelected officials from across the United States. The conference began in 1973 as a small gathering of dedicated conservatives but has since grown into a large event attracting members of Congress, college activists, and other political celebrities. It is hosted by the American Conservative Union Foundation in association with sponsors Human Events and the Young America's Foundation.

Each year it holds a straw poll of potential presidential candidates. Speakers have included Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Pat Buchanan, Karl Rove, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and Mitt Romney. Before, during, and after his presidency, Reagan spoke at CPAC a total of 12 times. The 2010 speaker will beGlenn Beck, an American radio and television host, author, conservative political commentator, and entrepreneur. ^[1] CPAC is not affiliated with the Republican Party, and involves non-partisan groups and members of the Libertarian Party.^{[citation needed]} Since 2007 the Jeane Kirkpatrick Academic Freedom Award has been presented during the conference…”  Wikipedia

Burning Cannabis

  This is reported to be a reporter getting high from cannabis burned by soldiers.  It is so funny… I wonder if it is real for fake.  I have never done any drugs and I am at 68 years old. Watching this makes me think I may have missed something.  Smile

Sara Palin’s Crib Notes

                                                            
The Huffington Post has a story with photos of Sara Palin’s crib notes.  Yes, my friends Sara Palin that made fun of President Obama in her speech for using a teleprompter had crib notes.
 
She had some notes written on her left hand.

“Closer inspection of a photo of Sarah Palin, during a speech in which she mocked President Obama for his use of a teleprompter, reveals several notes written on her left hand. The words "Energy", "Tax" and "Lift American Spirits" are clearly visible. There's also what appears to read as "Budget cuts" with the word Budget crossed out…”

  Keep in mind that she mocks President Obama in the same speech and then she has notes written on her body. 

 

Chris Wallace wants Sara Palin to sit on his lap!

  What in the heck is going on over at Fox “news?”  I think they are going nuts over there.

“On Thursday's "Imus in the Morning," Don Imus and Chris Wallace joked about Sarah Palin sitting on Wallace's lap when she appears on "FOX News Sunday" this weekend.

"When you interview her, will she be sitting your lap?" Imus asked.

"One can only hope," Wallace replied.

Wallace had previously compared Palin to a whale he's been chasing for over a year.

"We've been chasing her like Captain Ahab and the Great White Whale for the last year-in-a-half," he said.

Palin will appear on Wallace's show from the Tea Party Convention in Nashville.”

The Huffington Post – 02/05/2010

Nigerian Man Gets Fresh Princed on Christian TV!

  I feel sorry for this poor guy!  Smile
It is funny in a sad way.

Dad said what?!

National Tea Party Convention

“The First National Tea Party Convention is officially SOLD OUT!!!!

You may place your name on the waiting list in the event additional tickets become available. Thank you and we look forward to seeing everyone at the Convention!

Banquet Only tickets (featuring keynote speaker Sarah Palin) still available!

Tea Party Nation is pleased to announce the First National Tea Party Convention. The convention is aimed at bringing the Tea Party Movement leaders together from around the nation for the purpose of networking and supporting the movement's multiple organizations' principal goals. This event is co-sponsored by other national groups that believe in a responsible and limited federal government that is responsive to all the people.  Our Sponsors include Tea Party Emporium, Judicial Watch, Eagle Forum, The Leadership Institute, Vision America, SurgeUSA, Smart Girl Politics and National Taxpayers Union.  Participants include: Tea Party Express, The Memphis Tea Party, National Precinct Alliance, Young Americans for Freedom, The Evergreen/Conifer Tea Party, North Carolina Freedom Tea Party, Rep. Michele Bachmann, Rep. Marsha Blackburn, Joseph Farah, Angela McGlowan, Judge Roy Moore, Tom Fitton, Bruce Donnelly, Ana Puig, Steve Milloy, Mark Skoda, Keli Carender (aka Liberty Belle), Dr. B. Leland Baker, Walter Fitzgerald, Philip Glass, Dr. Rick Scarborough, David DeGerolamo and Lori Christenson.

Special Keynote Speaker for the event will be Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska (2006-2009) and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Nominee…” 

Levi Johnson going full monty for Playgirl

  TMZ is reporting that “Levi’s Going ‘Full Johnson’ for Playgirl.”  Here is what I had to say here in September:

Levi Johnston nude in Playgirl

  It is a crazy funny world.  Levi Johnston the father of Bristol Palin’s baby is going to appear nude in Playgirl magazine. 
  God, I wish I was good at using PhotoShop.  I would make a photo of Sarah Palin looking at the center fold of Levi Johnston.  I think it would be funny.
  There has got to be a lot of funny jokes in this entire event.  Remember Sarah Palin and her family AND Levi Johnston at the GOP convention?  Them going around the United States…family values and everything.
   Do not get me wrong … I do not think this is going to hurt Sarah Palin or the GOP I just think it is funny as hell.
   Levi Johnston will get a lot of money for this ….  Plus he could end up doing a TV show or in movies.  

   I was just reading on the Internet.  There is no printed Playgirl magazine.  It is an on line publication only now.
   So I am not sure how much money he will get for that…  Plus not sure how many people will see his Johnston if it is just online.  If it was a magazine I think you would have a lot of people going and buying the magazine.  I am not sure how many are going to brother to go to the Playgirl online site and I suspect access is not free.
  OH MY GOD… This just gets better and better…

It looks like Playgirl magazine online is a gay site.  I do not know what to say now…  I suspect he does not know that…  What do you think?

Castro found ShowMeBlog?

  A lot of people do a Google search and get sent to little old ShowMeBlog.  I wonder if Fidel got sent here.  Someone did a search on Google for "crisis de octubre cuba." SMB was number four on the Google page.  Cuba calls the Cuban Missile Crisis "Crisis de Octubre."
  I just wonder if old Fidel is checking out ShowMeBlog right now.

   

Who the hell is Wolf Blitzer?

  This is a comment from “The DailyShow” web site.

“Maybe it's just me, but the funniest thing I've seen on the news recently was a comment made by the 'balloon boy' at the Wolf Blitzer interview of the family. I'm still chuckling every time I think of it. At the outset of the interview, with the family lined up in front of the camera in their living room in Colorado, Wolf Blitzer's voice-over is heard saying 'Hello' to everyone. Two of the kids mumble an indifferent 'Hello' back. The father looks at the little guy, Falcon, and tells him to "Say hello to Wolf." The six-year-old Falcon, with the angelic face, looks up at his dad and says, "Who the hell is Wolf !?"

It was a priceless bit of live TV (except the kid's question was cut when it was played on The Larry King Show. Although it was played later on CNN). That clip has just gotta be on the shortlist for 'Your Moment Of Zen.'

Message Edited by eaglesham on 10-19-2009 08:16 PM”

  The following is from an email I received from a friend.

“I saw an outtake from some CNN tape - they were setting up to do the Larry King progam last Friday - Wolf Blitzer was subbing for King and i guess somebody told Falcon that Wolf Blitzer would be doing the interview. Little Falcon said very plainly on tape "Who the hell is Wolf Blitzer?"  Who the hell indeed.   See that's ok since the rule is it's ok for the kids to cuss at home even a six year old   "Who the hell is Wolf Blitzer".   I guess Falcon knows now since his remark to Wolf blew the lid off the enterprise.   He could have said "Who the fuck is Wolf Blitzer" - that would have been ok too since it was in the home.   There is a video of him jumping from the stairs onto the couch and giving the finger to the camera and saying "Fuck you" which is also fits the guidelines…” 

Opps!! Somali pirates attack French warship!

“NAIROBI (AFP) – Somali pirates attempted to storm the French navy's 18,000 tonne flagship in the Indian Ocean after mistaking it for a cargo vessel, the French military said on Wednesday.

The crew of La Somme, a 160-metre (525-foot) command vessel and fuel tanker, easily saw off the brazen night-time assault by lightly armed fighters on two lightweight skiffs and captured five pirates, a spokesman said.

"The pirates, who because of the darkness took the French ship for a commercial vessel, were on board two vessels and opened fire with Kalashnikovs," Admiral Christophe Prazuck said in Paris…”

  I almost feel sorry for those pirates.  Smile
That would be like a KKK member, thinking he was attending a clan meeting, showing up in his robe at a NAACP meeting. 
  No, I think Somali pirates attacking a French warship is worst.  I can not think of anything dumber or more dangerous. 

Google barcode logo

 

    http://www.google.com/


"love their masthead today, Wednesday. They're overdoing it with the commemorative mastheads but this is sort of fun - they're so well established they can disguise their own name now - this one it commemorates the invention of the bar code.

Imagine rolling that out  - an act of faith that the entire commercial world would accept that as a standard and it did happen.  I guess the big grocery chains were behind it initally.  Must have been massive planning and in that case I think it was all industry driven- no government requirement or standard involved. It's a wonder the whacko right doesn't come up with something sinister about bar codes and go around obliterating them."  Dick Williams

  Funny I would get this email from Dick just now.  I had just done a Google search and I was saying what the heck.  I just woke up and had just made an install or two to my O/S Ubuntu (Linux) and I was thinking what happened to Google.

 

William Safire dead at 79

  I, of course, had heard of William Safire and I knew he was reported to be a very good writer and hell he worked for The New York Times and they have excellent staff… But I do not read The New York Times…Yes, I am a left wing liberal.  But not a reader of that newspaper or any newspaper now.
  He may have been a good columnist in the past and it could be that old age hit him because here is what I know about William Safire:

  “…Safire was one of several voices who called for war with Iraq, and predicted a "quick war," with Iraqis cheering their liberators. Many readers who followed his columns in The New York Times felt dismayed when he consistently brought up the point that an Iraqi intelligence agent met with Mohamed Atta, one of the 9/11 attackers, in Prague, Czech Republic. This theory had been debunked by the CIA and other credible intelligence agencies (see Mohamed Atta's alleged Prague connection). Still Safire kept insisting that this theory was true and used it to make a case for war against Iraq. Safire had also said that "freed scientists" would lead coalition forces to "caches (Of weapons of mass destruction) no inspectors could find." This never happened, and no weapons of mass destruction were ever found…”

  I guess he proves that not all Jews are smart.    I know that is bad.
Does the little face with a smile make it OK? 

  I fear that Safire may get to ask Saddam Hussein where he hid those WMD now but he can not write about it and that will kill him…errr…I mean…
Never mind.  RIP William Safire.