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Satellite insurance?

  Now a German satellite is going to re-enter the Earth’s atmosphere.  It looks like this is going to start to become a normal thing.  Well, of course, we have had lots of space junk coming back home but now the junk is bigger and heaver.

  CNN is saying, right now, that it will between 1930 hours (ET) today and 0130 hours Sunday. 

  I think NASA, I know it is not their satellite, should set up a international lottery.  We each pay $1.00 per year.  If we get hit and killed we get x amount of money.  If we made it $12.00 a year for the insurance the money might fund NASA.  
  Now if the German satellite falls and does some damage I am sure the German government would pay damages. 
  So the lottery could be extra and help fund NASA.  They would just need to put into a trust fund the amount to insure they had the money to pay and all the extra money could be used to fund NASA.

Lily’s Disneyland Surprise!

  Six year old gets the word that for her birthday she is going to Disneyland.  To say that she is happy would be an understatement.  Over 3 and a half million people have watched this video on YouTube.

 

Colbert Report: The Republican Party

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Stephen thinks the G.O.P. should adopt a name that's more appealing to young people: like Twitter.

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Workaholics

  I am watching “Workaholics” right now on Comedy Channel.  I never heard about it before and this is the first time I have seen it.  It is funny.  I am going to try and remember to watch it from now on.

  “Workaholics is a situational comedy television series, which premiered on Comedy Central on April 6, 2011. The series stars Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine, and Anders Holm of the comedy troupe Mail Order Comedy as three recent college graduates, also roommates, who work together at the telemarketingcompany TelAmeriCorp.^[1] Television veteran Kevin Etten is the series' showrunner.^[2] It is a slackercomedy^[3], with the title intended as irony…”

 

Workaholics

GOP Sen. Scott Brown nude?

The Massachusetts Senate race maybe getting raw and hard.  
I am a big fan of the Democratic candidate Elizabeth Warren.  We need her in the Senate and I hope she wins.

(CNN) – It didn't take long for the zings to begin in the closely watched Massachusetts Senate race between GOP Sen. Scott Brown and leading Democratic candidate Elizabeth Warren.

When asked Tuesday at a primary debate how Warren paid for college - noting a nearly nude 1982 Cosmopolitan magazine photo shoot that Brown did to earn money at age 22 - the Democratic candidate fired off: "I kept my clothes on."
Two days later, Brown had one comment about Warren not taking off her clothes.

"Thank God," he said, laughingly, during a radio interview with WZLX in Boston Thursday. "I didn't go to Harvard. I went to the school of hard knocks, and I did whatever I had to do to pay for school."

Brown, who was elected to the Senate in a January 2010 special election, received his degrees from Tufts University and Boston College Law School. Warren graduated from the University of Houston and Rutgers School of Law.

'Thank God' Warren kept her 'clothes on'

  The Massachusetts Senate race maybe getting raw and hard.  
I am a big fan of the Democratic candidate Elizabeth Warren.  We need her in the Senate and I hope she wins.

   

(CNN) – It didn't take long for the zings to begin in the closely watched Massachusetts Senate race between GOP Sen. Scott Brown and leading Democratic candidate Elizabeth Warren.

When asked Tuesday at a primary debate how Warren paid for college - noting a nearly nude 1982 Cosmopolitan magazine photo shoot that Brown did to earn money at age 22 - the Democratic candidate fired off: "I kept my clothes on."

Two days later, Brown had one comment about Warren not taking off her clothes.

"Thank God," he said, laughingly, during a radio interview with WZLX in Boston Thursday. "I didn't go to Harvard. I went to the school of hard knocks, and I did whatever I had to do to pay for school."

Brown, who was elected to the Senate in a January 2010 special election, received his degrees from Tufts University and Boston College Law School. Warren graduated from the University of Houston and Rutgers School of Law.

 

 

‘Death to all Communists’

                                                               

  I went out for a walk tonight.  I was out for about an hour at 11 PM walking.  But 30 minutes I spent talking to an old guy (about my age) in a parking lot.  He was coming back from the store with his cart. 
  He told me that a new drug place was opening up in the old donut shop.  He said the cops were corrupt and in with them. It is a drug paraphernalia shop.  I do not know what the state and local laws are on selling products like it here in Fort Worth.  (Hell it might be a front sting operation for the Fort Worth police.  It would not surprise me.  I think it would be a great idea.  Have the police open up a paraphernalia shop.  Or I guess you could just setup a camera outside the shop and video and take photos of everyone and their cars.)
  Well the old guy was crazy on the subject of Communist and Communism.  Washington DC is filled with Communist and they are controlling everything!  The Democrats are all hard core Communist.   
  The Vietnam Memorial was a Communist plot by a “clink” Communist (architect Maya Lin).  She did the wall in black because that is a “sign” of Communism!
  He just went on and on and on…  How I got by talking for 30 minutes to the guy I will never know…I guess because he was doing most of the talking and not listening to me.
  But when I did get him to listen to me for a little bit … He said you are a Communist and then he said “Death to all Communists!” He started pushing his cart fast and he did not look back..  He wanted to get as far away from me as he could.

  I am not to smart.  Not smart to walk in this area at night and never talk to old men pushing carts.  Do not talk to young men pushing carts.  Just do not talk to anyone.

I needed to stay home from school because of a cowlick

                                          God is not fair.  Well since I do not believe in God I guess I got to say that life is not fair. 
When I was a baby I was a cute baby.  When I was a kid I was a good looking kid.
  But just when I got to the age were I was interested in girls and I wanted them to like me I was no longer a cute boy.  The girls were not interested in me. 

  The photo on the left is me at 9 years of age.  It was taken April 15, 1949 in Kansas City, MO.
 

  When my voice changed I had a “bedroom voice” and when I would talk to girls on the telephone they were hot for me…  until they saw me.  Bummer…
  Then I made a big mistake by going to a Catholic all male high school.  No girls.  If I could go back in time I would not make that mistake.
 
  I blame the Republicans… Well I blame Republicans for everything… I got to blame someone right?
 
Is my hair parted on the wrong side in the photo?  My mother said I had a “cowlick” and my hair had to be parted a certain way.  
My mother for the longest time also said I had a “heart murmur” because a school “nurse” told her that I had one.  When I would see a doctor she would tell the doctor that story and the doctor would laugh and say that I did not have a murmur. 
  I hated to go to school.  I guess I was not very smart about it.  I should have told my mother that my cowlick or my heart murmur was causing me problems and I needed to stay home from school. 

I been hiding in a bunker

  I just came out of my underground bunker.  I went into it to protect myself from the dead NASA satellite.  Before I went into the bunker I took out an insurance policy that would have had to pay out had I died from the satellite falling on me.
  I am alive.  I guess I will buy the I survived the satellite t-shirt and hat.
 
  Now they are not going to fool anyone…That satellite did just not fall out of orbit.  It was a sign from God.  It was a sign from God that the end of the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy on homosexuals did not please God and he sent us a sign.
  Just wait until we find out where God sent the dead satellite. It will not land on the heads of Republicans.  It will come down on the liberal Socialist Communist Democrats. 
  You know God loves the Republicans and would not send the satellite to harm them.  Remember the Fox News debate the other day?  The audience booed a gay American soldier serving in combat in Iraq.  Now those are real true Americans those Republicans and those Tea Party members.  God loves them and will protect them.

  So my guess is that the dead NASA satellite, pulled by the hand of God from orbit, is going to land on some liberal college professor or one of those liberal Hollywood people.  But you never know where God is going to send his punishment. 
  It would be great if God had the satellite land on The New York Times or CNN.  But we can be sure that God is not happy that gays can now serve in the United States military.

Bachmann cuts meat on factory tour

 

   Michele Bachmann just lost the vegetarian vote and animal lovers vote.
Word is that she also had a teleprompter to tell her what to say and that the meat was pre cut for her.  Why would I lie about a thing like that?