“SPRINGFIELD, Mass. – Do you use a sock puppet to secretly keep track of your frenemies?
Plan to spend your staycation watching vlogs and webisodes? Or perhaps you plan to signal a flash mob for a quick bite of shawarma.
If you're not entirely certain what all that means, turn to the latest edition of the Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, which has added about 100 new words that largely reflect changing trends in American society…”
I love words and Webster’s Dictionary. When I was little we had a very large dictionary. It was like the ones you would see on a large stand in a library. I would look up words in it. I would often just start looking up words one after another.
I think I was about 7 or 8 years old. I am not sure how I started or how long it lasted but I would drag the very large and heavy dictionary to the middle of the room, after my mother and father went to work, and lay on it and hump the book. Yes, I masterbated using a dictionary.
Now some of you are thinking he could not have been 8 years of age because his father and mother would not have left him alone when they went to work… Yes they did ..this was the old days folks..In fact when I was 9 or 10 years old my mother’s mother lived with us for a year or two and she fixed meals for me and read to me but I was in charge of her medication. She had an addiction to a drug so I had her medication and I would stay close to the house so I could hear if she rang the bell next to her bed and if it was time for her medication then I would give it to her. She died when I was about ten years old. No not from an over dose of her medication.
If you think I was a very bad boy for using a dictionary to masterbate keep in mind that we had a very large bible and I never used it.
